Saturday, March 28, 2009

I hope she's not the one to pick my Nursing Home!

Ah, Sabbs, Sabrina, Sabinski.... 
Whitewashing a statement doesn't occur to her.. I'm hearing more and more.. "I'm just saying.." from this soon to be seven year old.
I offered to watch this red head for my daughter today and tomorrow. Katie has class today and a date tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I'm still o.k. with that.
Earlier this morning, she was busy cleaning my office around me.. when I heard... "Gran you need to take a shower today."    "Wa? What?"   "I'm just saying, it's been a while and you need to be clean... "  Well, I haven't been feeling well the last couple of days and well, I guess MAYBE personal hygiene may have taken a back seat.. O.K. so I shower..
After my shower, I checked on Sabby and after giving me a quick once over, reported that "YOU don't match Gran, that's not something you should wear".. "Yellow and Brown go well together, I replied in self defense." Was offering to watch Sabby this weekend, really the best thing for my sense of self?
While making Sabby's lunch just a few minutes ago, I grabbed a diet coke for myself and heard, in her squeaky little voice..."GRAN you shouldn't drink that !!!! It'll just make you fatter"... Wa What??? I answered?  "I'm just sayin" replied the red head.
I'm hiding in my office until her mom gets home.....
Thanks for taking the time to read the blog of a smelly, non matching, fat old lady.... And yeah, I REALLY hope she's not the one to choose my nursing home some day.

8 comments:

Tricia said...

LoL!!! Oh my gosh - She's really lettin you have it! Tell her to calm down & be nice to Gran!

Sandy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh this is too funny...that Sabrinski is a card!

hahahahahahhahahah. I've had Hunt say "things" to me before. The only one that comes to mind and will always be in my mind is'
"Gramma your house is old and it has dust bunnies and spiders". So far he hasn't told me I smell.h.ahahaha.

Kathie Moore said...

Isn't she cute!

Brenda said...

Hahahaha...that was a cute story Betty. Kids say the darndest things. She looks too cute to get mad at though. I love it when kids try and tell us whats what. My grown kids do that occasionally.

Julee Marie Photography said...

I'm still laughing, I shared w/Andy..! She's hilarious! The things kids say!

Tricia said...

Guess what?! I got to see my grand-daughter again today, twice in one month - I have pics posted on my page - I'm sooo happy!!

Jim said...

I think the people that work at the nursing homes hopes she doesnt pick theirs, at least if shes going to be visiting. I am sure she is real sweet.

Jose said...

The problem is that they start growing a brain and then there's no stopping them. lol Don't worry, I hear that I don't match too.